@nomegatweetz @aliceharold You guys have to stop worrying about platform. It's like a hippo complaining about the bird feeding off its back.

Hate: People who don't understand the web/computers using 'computer genius' as a patronising term to describe those who do.

@tombramwell Haha. Been stalking you for months mate!

Written on the Berlin wall last weekend: "How's God? SHE'S BLACK!" Right on sister.

I'm linking this for the magnificent cock whipping at 1:13. Pretty banging tune as well. http://bit.ly/b32PU9

@tombramwell Hey Brammers, it's your old pal Dan. You have to follow me on twitter otherwise rattle will go bye bye from pram. :D

Bitching sessions on viceland have got so eloquent since Scumnation fucked off forever http://bit.ly/9vZKvE @viceuk

A conversation about pensions just segued into one about partners being sick during sex.

Goddamn mushroom hooligan pornographer http://i.imgur.com/tPLC9.jpg

/Some/ good stuff in here. Other stuff that makes me want slice my face off and feed it to the dog http://bit.ly/9uhcdo

Oooh, perpetually incorrect mac weather widget says it's 10 degrees on saturday. Summer time.

Oh yeah, I forgot to say the other day: American idiot the musical? REALLY? GREEN DAY? A MUSICAL? fuckin hell.

@GarethBearded Forgot my earphones. Nutsack!

I think it's very important that web designers have a favourite preloader. This is currently mine http://www.sufisays.com/enter/

Was my 1 year 'working at Vice' anniversary yesterday. Celebrated by taking a day off and buying a silly hat.

By the way, that's DOH as in 'Department of health' not 'No more free beer'.

DOH has advised the NHS to move away from ie6. Was complaining about this when I worked at Wycombe Hospital 5 YRS AGO http://bit.ly/c9f2rd